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This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

德蒙特(👨)·莫(mò )罗(✝)尼(ní(📅) )、理查德·(🤙)哈蒙加盟(📯)(méng )惊(🐵)悚片[千(qiān )次(🛺)伤我心]。该(🏋)片(piàn )根据丹尼(ní(✝) )尔·沃特(🚊)斯的同(tóng )名小说(🧣)改(gǎi )编。斯(⬜)科特·斯(sī(🏕) )皮尔(⬛)([舞出(chū )我(🃏)人生4])执导，贾(jiǎ )森(👆)·福克(kè(🥁) )斯编剧，贝拉·索恩主演(yǎ(😄)n )。该片设(shè(📌) )定于洪(hóng )水(👅)劫难(🔁)之(zhī )后，鬼(🛬)怪(guài )族群“残(👮)渣”出(♊)(chū )现。多年(🔇)(nián )后，这些族(🗄)群恐(kǒng )吓年轻(🤘)女(nǚ )子(索恩(🛹)饰)，而她(tā(🕍) )必须(💠)冒险(xiǎn )找到(🐸)生存之路(🏤)。

晴晴和小雨一起(🥧)来到(dào )城(🍻)市打工投奔老乡(😺)莹莹，途中(⚓)遭绑(bǎng )架团伙赵(🆓)卓和四(sì(🏼) )通绑架，影片(🏓)以恢(😧)弘幽默(mò(🅰) )的手法讲(jiǎng )述晴晴小雨与(👳)犯(fàn )罪分子斗(dòu )智斗勇的(🦊)(de )故事。

一部(🎁)集悬(xuán )疑、(🚘)犯罪(🐈)(zuì )、喜剧(🐗)(jù )三种元素(🎃)(sù )为载体带(dà(🚩)i )有推理(lǐ )色(⛲)彩的电(diàn )影，讲(🔃)述(shù )无良律(🦀)师、婚姻(🚸)(yīn )骗(🐳)子、货(huò )车(🔃)司机、杀(🌯)手雇(gù )主以及变(🎄)(biàn )态厨子(⌛)等几个不(bú )同职(Ⓜ)业的小人(👟)物在一(yī )个国道(🔞)饭店里展(😔)开一系列(liè(🥗) )啼笑(🐫)皆非(fēi )的(💔)罗生门生死斗(dòu )。

貌美肤(fū(📲) )白大长腿(🧑)的职场(chǎng )精英沈(🔔)若(ruò )柳眼(📿)看就要突破(😮)(pò )30岁(⚡)的大关(guā(🙊)n )，却还是(shì )孤(😨)身一(yī )人。白灵(🏍)(líng )眼看着好(📹)(hǎo )闺蜜干(gàn )着(🐉)急，决(jué )心要(🔙)为沈(shěn )若(🛥)柳制(🍰)(zhì )造各种“邂(〰)逅”的(de )机会(😛)。在一次白(bái )灵男(🤼)友——公(👁)司副总凌霄(xiāo )举(⌚)办的晚(wǎ(🌹)n )宴中，沈若柳巧(qiǎ(😢)o )遇了凌霄(🍲)的好哥们、(🗞)多金(🔀)帅气电力(🦀)十足的“小(xiǎo )狼狗”郝(hǎo )帅，郝(🛹)帅对沈若(🗓)(ruò )柳这个轻(qīng )熟(👴)御姐一见(🆓)钟情(qíng )，陷入(🔇)爱(à(🦋)i )河无法自(😬)拔。在(zài )白灵(🤕)的神(shén )助攻之(🎎)下(xià )，郝帅(shuà(😒)i )对沈若柳(liǔ )展(😍)开了猛(měng )烈(😔)的攻(gōng )势(🎆)。与此(❔)(cǐ )同时，原(yuá(👺)n )本如胶(jiā(🤤)o )似漆的白(bái )灵与(🤥)凌霄(xiāo )感(🌗)情竟然突发变(bià(🐞)n )动，情感(gǎ(👞)n )危机一触即发，二(💃)人的未(wè(📫)i )来变得模糊(🏦)不清(☔)(qīng )。谁料霸(🐽)气御姐竟遭(zāo )劫持，郝帅、(🌐)凌霄、白(🔱)灵(líng )三人在废(fè(🗺)i )旧地下室(⛑)救下沈(shěn )若(🐔)柳。这(🌋)(zhè )场危机(🏉)之后，白(bái )灵(😈)、凌霄(xiāo )二人(🚤)感情开始回(💔)(huí )暖，而在(zài )“小(🈳)狼狗(gǒu )”郝帅(🈵)(shuài )的攻势(🌏)下(xià(🦃) )，御姐沈(shěn )若(🧟)柳的(de )防线(🦑)渐渐(jiàn )瓦解……(👼)

本片撷(xié(🏪) )取了发生(shēng )在中(🎏)国北(běi )方(🤵)小城镇中一个(gè(🐯) )中国青年(💽)(nián )出狱后的一段(⏳)人(rén )生经(🙈)历，讲述了一个小人(rén )物在(🚶)商品(pǐn )经(🕝)济的大潮(cháo )中与(🐆)时代的隔(🎶)离，以及人(ré(📥)n )们对(🚓)金钱(qián )的(🚑)崇尚和理想(⬅)、道德的流(liú(🎹) )失，对社会与(🌑)人(rén )性作出了(🔊)(le )深度拷问。尤(🔁)其(qí )是本(〰)片以(🗿)(yǐ )中国农历(🖐)(lì )冬季的(🛍)(de )四个节气(qì )作为(🔈)篇章(zhāng )，具(❣)有(yǒu )强烈的中(zhō(🍇)ng )国文化符(🛃)(fú )号视觉(jiào )。

Seventy-two hours from the final of an international female bodybuilding championship. Lea Pearl is set to compete for the prestigious title of Miss Heaven. But her past catches up with her when her ex-lover Ben shows up with the six-year-old son she hardly knows.

一对(🌱)情(qíng )侣外(🚛)出度(dù )假，入住豪(🥣)宅，然而，当(🌞)(dāng )他们半夜醒来，却发现自(🏣)(zì )己躺在(🍾)一个处处(chù )充斥(👪)着恐(kǒng )怖(🔛)氛围的荒(huā(💠)ng )弃诡(🌀)宅中……(⚾)他们意欲逃(❣)(táo )离，然而(ér )却(📉)始终逃不出(🐦)去(qù )，努力奔(bē(㊗)n )逃，但逃往的(🕓)地(dì )点却(📅)还是(🖍)(shì )这所诡异(〰)的荒宅(zhá(🏍)i )……更恐(kǒng )怖的(🌵)是，当他们(🎧)(men )再度回到(dào )这座(🚖)诡宅(zhái )，却(👺)发(fā )现，时间(jiān )跟(🖊)他们走(zǒ(🏷)u )出去的(de )时间，一(yī(👠) )样……

喧(🎅)(xuān )嚣的都市中，在(zài )碟店打(🛴)工(gōng )的男(✒)主角阿正与(yǔ )都(👺)市白领(lǐ(🐤)ng )小美邂逅，两(😙)颗(kē(🛋) )寂寞的心(🚆)(xīn )渐渐走近(🥐),直(zhí )至两人之(⬛)间的交往被(🚍)一个(gè )中年男(🕙)人(rén )发现，阿(🔞)正被其(qí(🍏) )找人(🙊)暴打(dǎ )之后(🎑)，两个带着(🏜)(zhe )创伤的身(shēn )体才(🏹)最终越过(🐨)了(le )底线。 阿(ā )正天(👮)真地(dì )认(🐹)为这(zhè )种暧昧关(🔋)(guān )系即代(🙆)表(biǎo )着一种(zhǒng )情(🍅)感的承(ché(🛴)ng )诺，而小(xiǎo )美或许(xǔ )只是将(📋)其(qí )作为(🎹)一种(zhǒng )愧疚下的(👝)补偿、一(🧕)段临时(shí )的(📘)慰藉(🆖)，甚至从(có(🖍)ng )未对阿正(zhè(⏱)ng )产生过所谓的(🤙)的(de )“爱”。