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时间(jiā(👩)n )回(huí )到嘉祥担任店长(zhǎng )的猫娘蛋糕店『La Soleil』开张的半年前(qiá(🌭)n )，还是小猫的巧(🏍)(qiǎo )克(kè )力跟香(🏯)草刚来到(dào )水(💳)无月家，还没(mé(📒)i )跟(gēn )其他猫娘(🙎)们(⬜)打(dǎ )成一片(📧)的(🍲)时候。开(kāi )始(🦋)用(🎤)「主人」称(🛸)(chē(🎂)ng )呼嘉祥，并且(🌳)在(💡)(zài )水(shuǐ )无月家(🦀)度过第(dì )一(yī(🌇) )个(🔸)圣诞节的两(🧟)(liǎ(🤤)ng )人(rén )，和嘉祥(🚖)立(🕢)下了(le )一个约(🌼)定(⛸)。NekoparaOVA的募(mù )资(zī(💅) )达(🔕)标感谢礼，将(jiā(🐴)ng )为各位送上一(yī )段(duàn )全新前传！

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This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

故事发(🥋)生在(zài )墨西哥(🍪)城的一(yī )个中(🤬)产阶级社区(qū(🔇) )“罗马”，讲述年(niá(🌘)n )轻女佣克里奥(😫)（(🖨)雅(yǎ )利扎·(🍓)阿(🆘)巴里(lǐ )西奥(🎇)饰(🌶)）在雇主(zhǔ(🗄) )索(😍)(suǒ )菲亚（玛丽(💤)娜·德·塔维(☔)拉饰）家(jiā )中(🧠)工(👄)作，该家(jiā )中(🎹)(zhō(📛)ng )索菲亚的丈(🔬)夫(🈴)(fū )长(zhǎng )期在(✊)外(🏄)，由女佣(yòng )克里(😫)奥照顾索菲(fēi )的(de )四个孩子。突如(rú )其来的两个意(yì )外(wài )，同时砸中了(le )女(nǚ )佣(🥅)克里奥和雇主(🚿)(zhǔ )索(suǒ )菲亚，两(🚒)人究竟(jìng )该如(🏭)何面对苦(kǔ )涩(🔵)茫然的生活？(🤝)四(⏰)(sì )位孩子似(🐃)乎(😝)是希(xī )望所(🐎)在(🗣)。 这是以导(dǎ(♒)o )演(🕜)阿方索·卡(kǎ(🌸) )隆的儿时记忆(👭)铸(zhù )成(chéng )的影(🚁)片(🗾)，而卡隆(lóng )其(😒)实(🤤)就是片中某(🈚)(mǒ(😿)u )一(yī )位小孩(🍷)。

喧(🎖)嚣(xiāo )的都市中(💒)，在碟(dié )店(diàn )打工的男主角阿(ā )正与都市白领小(xiǎo )美(měi )邂逅，两颗寂寞(mò )的(🍽)心渐渐走近(jì(💧)n ),直(zhí )至两人之(👜)间的交(jiāo )往被(📐)一个中年男(ná(🤕)n )人(rén )发现，阿正(🍄)被(🈵)其(qí )找人暴(🍇)打(🧔)之后(hòu )，两个(🕓)带(❗)着创伤(shāng )的(🔃)(de )身(👟)体才最终越过(🏳)(guò )了底线。 阿正(🌈)天真(zhēn )地认为(💦)这(🛰)种暧(ài )昧关(🚬)系(🖕)即代表着(zhe )一(🥓)(yī(🐋) )种情感的承(📟)诺(📴)，而小美或许只(👃)是(shì )将(jiāng )其作为一种愧(kuì )疚下的补偿、一(yī )段(duàn )临时的慰藉，甚(shèn )至从未(📈)对阿正产(chǎn )生(🏫)(shēng )过所谓的的(🕗)“爱(ài )”。

师兄李昆(😗)(kūn )在(zài )京剧演(⛺)出中打起(qǐ )了(🌋)广(📇)告。师弟侯(hó(👑)u )广(😈)(guǎng )智觉得李(🐢)昆(💡)侮辱(rǔ )了戏(😬)台(🧕)，两人(rén )话不投(🍁)机分道扬(yáng )镳(🚇)(biāo )。五年后李昆(🕝)靠(📓)(kào )演孙大圣(🐒)走(👕)穴发家(jiā )。侯(🚇)广(🐕)智则成(chéng )了(🏝)剧(🔸)团的孙大圣(shè(🕺)ng )专(zhuān )业户。 李昆联系(xì )到一笔生意但却(què )需(xū )要侯广智的帮(bāng )助。侯广智答(🥫)应(yīng )李(lǐ )昆来(🌘)见客户—马(mǎ(🐕) )老板。马老板最(🧥)(zuì )近(jìn )迷上了(🎊)一个网红(hóng )，并(⛽)准(❤)备为她(tā )排(🗯)(pá(👔)i )一部《真假美(⏬)猴(🗄)(hóu )王三打白(🎡)骨(🧕)精》。因为这违反(😧)了京(jīng )剧传统(〰)，侯广(guǎng )智愤然(🍳)拒(😩)绝。李(lǐ )昆(kū(🥅)n )偷(🏷)了祖师爷的(🥞)戏(🏪)(xì )服签了合(🏓)同(🙎)，愤怒(nù )的侯广(😵)智与李(lǐ )昆再(🌻)次决裂。但(dàn )当(dāng )侯广智看到徒弟(dì )们竭力招揽顾客(kè )时(shí(🔹) )他终于同意演(⬛)(yǎn )出。 试演当天(😌)侯(hóu )广(guǎng )智潇(🔊)洒上台，李(lǐ )昆(🈺)内心对京剧的(🏴)(de )热(🐓)(rè )忱被侯广(📚)智(🍥)唤醒(xǐng )，他配(🍤)合(🕋)着侯(hóu )广(guǎ(📜)ng )智(⚾)说出了原汁原(🧜)(yuán )味的戏词。两(👳)人(rén )合(hé )演了(💉)一(🤽)版传统的(de )《真(🏄)假(💫)美猴王(wáng )》，这(🏼)一(🏻)刻所有(yǒu )人(🚿)(ré(⛅)n )都感受到了京(🚳)剧(jù )的魅力。

In 2245, the Earth’(⛳)s sun has dwindled and no longer provides the energy needed to sustain human life.Five hired mercenaries travel to an uncharted planet to collect a rare mineral known as stardust to replenish the dying star. After their spaceship crashes on the alien planet, they are stalked and hunted by a creature far more advanced than anything they have ever encountered before…

张乾(qián )救了师妹苏樱(yīng )雪，在表白前却(què )误(wù )杀了师弟，导(🤡)致(zhì )了师妹的(🛏)误会，两(liǎng )人阴(🛃)差阳错来(lái )到(🗾)现代后，张乾(qiá(🎐)n )一(yī )直希望得(😘)到(💭)师妹(mèi )的原(🛎)谅(👴)，却没想(xiǎng )到(🏼)(dà(🤷)o )半路杀出一(😤)个(🍂)长(zhǎng )的很像师(😂)弟的(de )李(lǐ )一白(👌)，三人的感(gǎn )情(⏫)在(🎯)这段错综复(🍕)(fù(🕦) )杂(zá )且水土(💘)不(😌)服的现(xiàn )代(⏸)生(👚)活中闹出(chū )不(🔚)少笑话。