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Skilled at killing, but not so skilled at living, Sammy Cohen, a French and London-based assassin, accidentally kills his fiancé, who happens to be the daughter of an Israeli gangster. qiwan.cc Forced to flee, he ends up in Copenhagen, where he starts working with a former mercenary and together, they travel all over Europe, doing the dirty work on behalf of a rich industrialist.

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Skilled at killing, but not so skilled at living, Sammy Cohen, a French and London-based assassin, accidentally kills his fiancé(🛹), who happens to be the daughter of an Israeli gangster. qiwan.cc Forced to flee, he ends up in Copenhagen, where he starts working with a former mercenary and together, they travel all over Europe, doing the dirty work on behalf of a rich industrialist.

华小(xiǎ(🚗)o )帅性(xì(🎁)ng )格腼(miǎ(🤓)n )腆懦弱(🌺)，时常陷(Ⓜ)入自(zì )我幻(huàn )想中(zhōng )无法自拔。刚进(jìn )大学(xué )就被(bè(🛢)i )“热(rè )心”学长强(🖕)势欺负(🈲)。又因(yī(🏇)n )为性格(😨)内向无(🍀)法融入集体(tǐ )，三(sān )个室友为了帮助他走出自(zì )我，决定“强迫”他追求(🈳)班花(huā(🎻) )、做自(😖)我激励(🔀)训练(lià(💗)n )。然而事(🍣)与(yǔ )愿违，华小帅屡屡(lǚ )挫败，意外(wài )不断，期间杀(shā )出跑(pǎo )车(🍄)男来搅(🏪)局，华小(🛺)帅阴差(🍟)(chà )阳错(〰)(cuò )被班(🐬)(bān )花“指定”成男友，他还(hái )没来(lái )得及高兴又“被(bèi )分手(🔒)(shǒu )”了(le )，经(jīng )历了(🛒)短暂的(⛅)“爱情”波(🎻)折(shé )后(🌱)华小帅(🕹)反而有所领悟。在一(yī )次偶遇交通事故中，华小(xiǎo )帅的(de )内心彻底被点(➖)(diǎn )燃，他(🎿)挺身(shē(😇)n )而出拦(🔶)下肇事(🙅)的跑(pǎ(🔲)o )车男，同时(shí )也认识了郝玉清，从此他也逐(zhú )渐打开心门，勇敢(🚸)(gǎn )地做(🔕)自己。小(🥊)帅和三(⛴)个好(hǎ(📏)o )兄弟(dì(🙆) )上演(yǎn )了一出爆笑青春成长(zhǎng )故事(shì )。